visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via guy)

“I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved”
— I saw a comment underneath this once, reading “furthermore, i wonder who would still catch me” (via meggordon)
Wow (via pehnumbra)

(via injuries)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via guy)

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.
inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:


Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 
Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.


Crying.

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

(via guy)

vodkaslumber:

wandering—elf:

vodkaslumber:

Went to the nail salon and showed her my nipples as a reference to the colour I wanted them done. 10/10 would recommend. 

Why would you do that though? You couldn’t just tell her you wanted a light pink?

It’s sarcasm

(via moan-my-name-louder)

nicoffeine:

praisepizza:

i really want a girlfriend that will think its normal and ok for me to like chill in bed together with my hand like down her pants or shirt and not doing anything its just there cause its comfortable

THIS

(via injuries)

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

The amount of people who can relate to this makes me equally incredibly sad and immensely angry

(via guy)

unclefather:


A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

unclefather:

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

(via guy)

koreantomcruise:

good seeing the @falloutboy family tonight. pyro game on 💯 (at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater)

(via ahomeboyslife)