nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via icequeenelssa)

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”
 Frank Zappa (via feellng)

(via injuries)

“She lives the poetry she cannot write.”
— Oscar Wilde  (via lactique)

(via bonus)

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

christienicole:

Via : @sahara_ray
#quotes #art #inspiring

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(via unfixed-soul)

perfectly-proper:

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

YASSSSSS MY LIT TEACHER EXACTLY

(via guy)