Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

Jessica..? Power couple.

winnie-the-bish:

I’m not going to say anything. winnie-the-bish:

I’m not going to say anything. winnie-the-bish:

I’m not going to say anything. winnie-the-bish:

I’m not going to say anything. winnie-the-bish:

I’m not going to say anything. winnie-the-bish:

I’m not going to say anything.

winnie-the-bish:

I’m not going to say anything.

givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs. givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs. givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs. givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs. givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs. givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs. givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs. givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs.

givinglivingloving:

Parallels from “The Last Wedding” of New Girl. Jess gives advice to Nick in the photobooth and encourages him to get back out there, and in this episode in the bathroom,Nick gives advice to Jess and encourages her to get back out there. They both believe in each other.They have each others backs.

halffizzbin:

sra-foreveralone:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.
halffizzbin:

sra-foreveralone:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.

halffizzbin:

sra-foreveralone:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.

(via uncombined)

vogue-hearts:

never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.

(via bishhhhhwhet)

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

(via bishhhhhwhet)

gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.
gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.
gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.
gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.
gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.
gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.
gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.
gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

(via bishhhhhwhet)

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

(via bishhhhhwhet)


It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

(via normreedus)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via injuries)

wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust
wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust

wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust

(via randomfactory)

unshaped:

that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw

did you just………..

(via lookingforthelovingdead)